The tagline of this blog:
Don’t code today what you can’t debug tomorrow.
Similar and yet different:
This is your annual reminder that Java is to JavaScript as horse is to horseradish.
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) January 31, 2014
Regarding a peculiar personality problem:
This is your annual reminder that NaN stands for "Not a NaN".
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) October 23, 2013
The usual "I know…" variants:
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use JavaScript.” Now their problem is on GitHub.
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) February 2, 2014
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I will use functional programming.” Now they have an immutable problem.
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) October 6, 2016
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I will use OOP.” Now they have an encapsulated, inherited polymorphic problem.
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) October 8, 2016
Tired of the typical JavaScript clickbaits?
“You either die a JavaScript hero, or you live long enough to read those JavaScript fatigue articles.”
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) March 10, 2016
On my most recent favorite programming language:
I'm afraid Go will stick with version 1.x for a long time.
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) September 21, 2014
Because Go 2 is considered harmful.#geekjoke #golang
Oh, mail server!
A man walks into an SMTP bar. He says, "EHLO guys!".
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) March 13, 2014
On the best fruit on this planet:
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Just like durian.
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) December 18, 2013
An expensive, nerdy pick-up line:
Are you a power adapter? Cause I'm so afraid of losing you.#pickupline
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) February 26, 2014
When the day is gloomy:
The sun is long gone. If you don't believe me, ask the oracle.#GeekJoke
— Ariya Hidayat (@AriyaHidayat) May 17, 2014